Xcode sucks. That’s why.
This evening I thought, “Hmm, maybe for my next project I’ll see about writing an iOS client for my turn based game server.” So I started looking at a Swift tutorial (the language irritates me so far, but that’s just because so far all the syntactic sugar is solving problems I don’t actually have) and it didn’t seem too difficult. So then I went looking for a PGP library that would work with Swift, and I found one.
So then I cloned the project to my Mac and tried to build it. Build failed. Why? Well, it turns out that I needed to install a utility called
xcpretty. No idea why, but that was easily solved. Then the build failed again. Why? Because some $@%! Ruby script wouldn’t execute. (Ruby? WTF? I thought this was an Objective C or maybe Swift compiler!) So then I had to get all comfortable looking for what Ruby wanted. Three scenes of Thor: Ragnarok later, I figured out to
gem install xcodeproj and now the build goes a bit farther, but now I’ve got another cryptic error message about how the link failed because the linker couldn’t find the
OpenPGP ObjectivePGP framework. The framework that the project is supposed to build.
You know what happens if I have a project open in IDEA and it’s missing a dependency? The missing dependency is underlined in red and the IDE will pop open a window where I could locate the missing thing. You know what happens in Eclipse, with the same situation? Same thing. MPW? Xcode? Nah. Apple’s developer tools reckon that it’s enough just to say, “Nah, that didn’t work.” User-hostile and user-abusive interface.