Dagmar just got her teeth cleaned. I was waiting in the front office for the tech to bring her out and one of the staff asked me if she was smart. I was nonplussed. I never even thought about it. I said she’d never done the kid’s math homework. I should have said I have a problem labeling as smart any creature that will eagerly eat cat shit.

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  1. grrlpup – novels dogs Portland kidlit forests. More about me at Read Write Run Resist my blog at .
    grrlpup says:

    “He’s very good at being a dog,” is the line I’ve used most.

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